More money is needed and pensioners – or old codgers as a senior HM Treasury adviser calls them – cost too much and are in the way.
Solution? Accelerate pensioner deaths through a scheme of public policy measures – which have already made the news thanks to their being discussed at the highest levels in government.
Labour will coin it any which way, and they do need the cash – if nothing else to pay for the Private Finance Initiative catastrophe they inflicted on the country the last time they were in power.
Here’s the scheme – interlocking building blocks for each of the zones of the field-of-play. There is no player who does not have a role in getting the ball to the goal, even if they supposedly line up as a defender, like a doctor, for example, supposedly in place to protect the patient’s wellbeing.
That’s the objective. Now how about the means of getting there?
Let’s start with interdicting pensioners from leaving their homes and making sure their homes are freezing cold…we haven’t got time to wait until Milliband’s disastrous Net Zero schemes cause the cost of fuel to go through the roof:
Hypothermia is Route One in the model: directly cremated before you can wave goodbye…
Pensioners will probably fall ill of their own accord if confined to their homes. You know what they’re like, always something wrong. Cut off their free prescriptions and we can get them into the hypothermia box (no pun intended) quick as ninepence…
Now we’re rolling. We can start them off anywhere and accelerate them via a choice of channels to the GOAL:
It’s nice to get the family involved (especially if they are worried about their inheritance disappearing on Care Home fees, now Labour have axed the Tories’ proposed cap on them). Put the wind up them like that and they will pretty soon give their consent not to treat the pensioner, even if it’s only an ingrowing toe nail.
And GPs and other health professionals can be relied upon to sing from the same hymn sheet, now we’ve bunged them all with an above-inflation pay rise.
The free vote on Assisted Dying will give us another option, and the family and health professionals won’t find the forms difficult to fill in:
So there we are – TOTAL FOOTBALL:
You still think this is a joke?
WAKE UP.